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Sound/Stage

By Chris Parker

Published on July 12, 2006

 SOUND

Machine Go Boom,

"The Kazoo Star" (machinegoboom.com)
This loping indie-pop gem echoes Art Brut's "We Formed a Band," as the Cleveland quintet daydreams of kazoo-scored stardom and TRL. Loud, lurching drums blast the song through a shimmery guitar haze suffused with off-kilter, early '90s lo-fi charm -- like Sebadoh kidnapped by the Swirlies.
Machine Go Boom, with the Young Guns, the Posi Burnouts, and Thee TV Oh Deez. Saturday, July 15, at the Red Parrot.

KingDOM, "That's a Wrap" (myspace.com/kingdomodot)
Hip-hop braggadocio once had a playful, self-mocking quality, and this joint swings with that old shit-talking spirit, riding an absurdly catchy, high-pitched sample and skittering breaks of snares and wood blocks. "Ixnay on them trying to spit they theory," DOM warns, as he shuffles between the fire of Lucy Ford-era Atmosphere and the goofy, self-reflexive vocal bounce of early Beasties.
KingDOM & Copywrite (ODOT), with Garbs, DJ Besto, Thought Set, Twiztid Mind, 220 Records, and Rulership Ent. Saturday, July 15, at the Grog Shop.

Houseguest, "Oure Talking Tymes" (myspace.com/houseguest)
While not indicative of Houseguest's pop oeuvre, this gentle ballad will win your heart. The accordion lends an old-time, country-folk ambience that meshes nicely with the distant steel-guitar twang. Then a backing choir joins in and rich pop blooms.
Houseguest, with Anne E. DeChant and Majestic: A Journey Tribute. Sunday, July 16, at the Lock 3 Live! Amphitheater in Akron.

STAGE

Anne E. DeChant,