Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty grooms himself for vice-presidential consideration--by being a jerk.
Our reporter sets out in search of a naked lunch.
Before swinging a bat in a lesbian softball league, pick a side: gay or straight?
At JFK, Erhan Yildirim clears corpses for takeoff.
West is currently serving hard time for DUI, but Ralph Santolla is a durable stand-in. He rips some quality solos, but nothing like the one that is an actual nitrous whippet on 1989's "'Til Death."
Return's first six or seven songs trudge past -- pretty much all the same. You might even get a little bored. Obituary is just slowing heart rates way down. As a result, you won't even notice the pillow being slipped over your face when "Contrast the Dead" comes on.
For better or worse, Obituary is playing music as if it's still 1994, with zero concessions to anything that has gone down in metal over the last 10 years. And I say better.