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That finds Vaughn booking through a Toys "R" Us with a passel of angry Santas in tow. It's the first real indication that this is a kids' movie, and Vaughn works his long, ungainly limbs for broad kindergarten laughs. But he's funniest when using his mouth, particularly in exchanges with a stray kid who hangs out at his apartment. Fred bad-mouths Santa ("Don't drink the Kool-Aid") and implores the kid to look out only for himself.
Thankfully, Fred's famous little brother has a different view, and offers to give Fred the seed money he needs if he'll come up to the North Pole and help ease the Christmas rush.
Check that: In this almost completely secular movie, it's an "Xmas rush." But the one viable idea — that today's kids are greedier than Scrooge and the Grinch combined — is dropped as quickly as it's raised. (However brief, it's at least presented in an interesting and well-acted way: The increased demand at Santa's workshop caused by rising greed among children has resulted in a visit from a niggling "efficiency expert" named Clyde, who's played by Kevin Spacey.)
Dobkin peppers the film with stock "comic" sequences, notably the teach-a-square-to-groove scene stolen from Hitch and the dance montage from his own Crashers, draining what little novelty there is in placing the Vaughn persona so far out of its native waters.