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Mr. Marmalade — This play by Noah Haidle centers on a four-year-old girl named Lucy who's armed with the vocabulary and wit of Paula Poundstone. Left alone by her working single mom, Sookie, Lucy conjures visits by imaginary Mr. Marmalade, a busy businessman, who squeezes in play sessions with Lucy when he can. Mr. M. has a lot of problems, including a sadistic streak and some serious substance-abuse and kinky-sex issues. On the surface, it's a funny premise. But in Haidle's writing, all the humor is predicated on the dissonance of having adult observations coming out of a child's mouth. As a result, Lucy's too-hip-for-the-playpen personality quickly becomes predictable. Wes Shofner, as Mr. Marmalade, is a capable performer, but he's old enough to be Lucy's grandfather, which adds an uncomfortable dynamic to Lucy's fantasy world. If the younger Stuart Hoffman, who plays Marmalade's personal assistant, Bradley, had switched roles with Shofner, it would have made more sense from Lucy's perspective. And some of the later events — when Lucy and Marmalade run off to Cabo San Lucas, get married, and have a child — might have resonated more strongly. Even so, the players, under the direction of Arthur Grothe, give this flawed material their all, including Lauren B. Smith as Lucy, who's energetic and extremely lithe. But she never finds a deeper truth in the little girl — if there is one somewhere in this script. Through May 28, produced by Convergence-Continuum at The Liminis, 2438 Scranton Rd., 216-687-0074. — Howey
Peripheral Visions — Let's be clear about one thing: It's great that young people such as Jeremy Paul and Faye Hargate are interested enough in theater to start a new company, Theater Ninjas. And their production of Mad World a few weeks back was a promising staging of three absurdist plays. But this one-hour piece, devised, written, and performed by Paul and Hargate (Ninjas' artistic directors), is pretty close to your classic example of self-indulgence. In the essentially shapeless script, each performer takes on a handful of different characters, who tend to exchange pointless questions as they seek, well, something — be it a lost sock or the meaning of life. Veering from multiple non sequiturs to a tired satire of consumerism (in the unending aisles of "Big Mart"), it all feels like bad improvisation — which is how the play began in rehearsals. Unfortunately, the acting isn't sharp, no characters are developed, and nothing of note happens. Doing weird plays is fine, but doing them without any structure, even an absurd one, is playing tennis with the net down and all the lines erased. In the future, let's hope the Ninjas apply their youthful vigor and talent to plays that merit such effort. Through April 27, produced by Theater Ninjas at the Centrum Theater, 2781 Euclid Hts. Blvd., Cleveland Hts., 440-773-4719. — Howey