Tuesday, July 28, 2009

eBay Item of the Day: Vintage Browns Megaphone

Posted By on Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 11:20 AM

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I'm all for anything that has Brownie the Elf on it. Sneakily good logo. Under utilized for a long stretch of history, it made a comeback in recent years and now Brownie can be found on a whole bunch of "vintage" apparel and such.

For real vintage, I'll take this 1960's megaphone bearing the endearing elf creature. Perfect for heckling, which is what I expect we'll all be doing a lot of this year.

Starting at $9.99, no bids yet, ends in six days.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Talkin' With Tom Hamilton About Surviving the season — "It's a good thing I don't like Jack [Daniels]"

Posted By on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 3:55 PM

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Fans at Friday's Indians game will be treated to fireworks, as they are every Friday, but this time will be a little different. Instead of music, the pyrotechnics will be flying to a soundtrack of the dulcet tones of Tom Hamilton. In honor of Hammy's 20th anniversary in the booth, a compilation of some of his best and most memorable calls will blair through the speakers at The Jake.

Which means a couple of things. First, it's a good time to figure out how many "A's" there are in, "Awaaaaaay back," and how to spell "Ballgame" so it looks like how Hammy says it, in one syllable. And second, we should make sure Hamilton hasn't turned into Harry Doyle up in the booth, sucking away on a fifth of Jack Daniels in just an undershirt while saying, "The post-game show is brought to you by … Christ. I can't find it. To hell with it."

"It's a good thing I don't like Jack," Hamilton chuckles, when asked whether this miserable Tribe season has driven him towards his fictional onscreen counterpart in any way. Watch a team that's used approximately 137 different pitchers already this year, and see if you don't spend the late innings diagramming elaborate ways to impale yourself on a Louisville Slugger.

"It's disappointing,” he admits, “but I know how lucky I am to have a job while thousands are out there looking for jobs. That keeps you motivated. You realize how fortunate you are. You're not always going to have winning years, but this one hurts because of how much was expected. Sometimes you know it's going to be bad. This wasn't one of those years."

So what has kept him from heaving Mike Hegan out the window onto Ben Francisco in the on-deck circle? Hamilton loves the game. Tune in any time — you will never hear a sullen voice.

"I learned so many things from Herb [Score]," he says. “My first year, in 1990, we weren't a very good team, and the club really hadn't been any good since the ’50s. But he said that you can never let how a team is playing impact your performance. You owe it to the listeners. They're not tuning in to hear you moan and groan. Every game is really its own entity."

Score took it to the extreme. As KC Star and Sports Illustrated columnist Joe Posnanski once reminisced: "I had never really thought of it before, but I'm sure that his consistent and optimistic tone had something to do with why people called him ‘No score.’ It wasn't just that he gave the score out less often. If the Indians were losing 12-1 in the eighth, as they sometimes were, his voice never gave it away. There was always a tinge of hope in Herb Score's voice ... until he finally had to come clean and give us the cold and unforgiving numbers. Then people would angrily snap off the radio and think, 'Dammit Herb, I would have turned it off earlier if I had known. Why didn't you give me the score earlier?'"

But I think that's what Hammy is talking about. You can tune into a game and, lord willing, if it's still at least close, get sucked right back into some naive enthusiasm for the Wahoos because Hamilton and Hegan are infectious that way. When you're driving around or grilling or doing some chores, that little sliver of optimist in you could find no better companion than these two.

And while there haven't been many highlights this year — with the exception of finally cutting David Dellucci — there've been plenty since Hamilton stepped into the booth in 1990. Plenty of "Awaaaaay back"s and the rest — lots of aural ammunition for the Friday night honor. "Oh god," he groans in a way that would never make a broadcast. "I've got plenty of publicity. I don't need this, but I'm very thankful and appreciate of what the team's doing."

A note on that homerun call: It's not a catchphrase, per se. But it's memorable, and when the Indians are winning or in contention, it can send a fan right to the edge.

So where did it come from?

"I know it sounds like a copout, but I don't know," Hamilton says. "Anyone that listens to the games knows I don't use the same call every time. I'm a firm believer in that it has to be natural. Plus, you don't want to make it seem like a no-doubter and then it's caught by the shortstop."

No, that was Herb's job, I say, which draws another laugh, the same genuine kind that does find its way on air. And, really, what other reaction can you have to what's transpired on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario. In a lost season, Hamilton's been one of the best reasons to listen to Tribe games, and on Friday, he’ll be one of the best reasons to go to the game. He may not want to hear his own voice, but we certainly do.

eBay Item of the Day: Vanity Nebraska Cavs License Plate

Posted By on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 11:26 AM

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Your regular Ohio license plate not good enough? Or maybe you own a bar and you need a whole bunch of random garage-sale-type stuff to put on the walls. Maybe it's your basement. Maybe you're from Nevada.

Those are about the only reasons to bid on this Nevada vanity license plate that says CAVS. $6.99 is the starting price, and, shockingly, there are no bids yet.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The blurry, crappy, LeBron video

Posted By on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 4:16 PM

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LeBron Dunk Video at Ten... Well, Actually, 6:45, Courtesy of TMZ

Posted By on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 2:28 PM

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TMZ LeDunk Footage?

TMZ.com — the gossip news site that broke Michael Jackson's death —
claims it has the supressed footage of LeBron being dunked upon. TMZ says it will post the footage today at 6:45
EST. — D.X. Ferris

UPDATE: Thanks to Deadspin, we now have some particulars on how they bought it (there was a third cameraman), for what price (?), and what a let down the dunk will be (very).

Yes. Purchased it. Because despite Nike's best efforts to keep this thing under wraps, another amateur videographer smart enough to not hand it over has been shopping it for weeks when it became apparent the world wanted to Witness.

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And, according to one individual who saw the video, once it airs tonight and begins making its way around the web, smudged with the ugly TMZ watermark, it's going to, in this person's words, "make LeBron look even more of a bitch." Not because he gets posterized, but because how Lebron was actually "dunked on" was so surprisingly lame.

eBay Item of the Day: "Rare" Bartolo Colon Bisons Bobblehead

Posted By on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 2:09 PM

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Got a spare $25 (at least) around and love Bartolo Colon? Well have I got a deal for you, young earnest and wealthy baseball fan. This rare bobblehead from Colon's days in Buffalo is up for bidding on eBay. Maybe it'd make a good gift for Ozzie Guillen, so he'd have Colon around even when he isn't. Also, it kind of looks like Jesse Jackson instead of Bartolo. That could be good or bad.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Mo Williams and Kevin Durant Commercial Shoot

Posted By on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 2:52 PM

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If you've been following Mo Williams' Twitter account (MoGotti2), or Kevin Durant's (KevinDurant35), then you know the two were out shooting a Nike commercial in Vegas. Thanks to Durant's account, we also have a few shots of the shoot, and apparently Mo's got quite the hairdo going on.

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