Sometimes I find something on the world's marketplace and think to myself, "Self, yes, this is crazy, but I can see someone buying this." This is not one of those times. Dear lord. If you or someone you know would buy this, please contact me, because I would like to know just what in the hell is going through your mind when you see Cleveland Indians bowling shoe covers and think, "Self, I need this."
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