Because this item combines a wife or girlfriend's two favorite things: G-strings on men and football.
There's also a Cavaliers option from PM Treasures, and before you ask, no, there is no Indians version, because obviously there would have been some good Grady Sizemore jokes in this space if there was.
Buy it now for $8.99. Embarrass yourself and infuriate your significant other immediately.
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