Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Who Let the Pasty Polish Kid With the Potty Mouth On TV?
Posted by Vince Grzegorek on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 5:47 PM
So, yeah. Your humble blogger made his TV debut tonight, ostensibly because I used a lot of vulgarities in this tirade about CC. At least that's how I come across in the clip. You don't know how many times I had to practice saying, "In all sincerity, I hope a seagull poops on his head," to be able to do it with a straight face. No joke, I practiced. My editor told me it was essential to keep a straight face, and I agreed. Success!
Unfortunately, there was plenty of gold left on the cutting room floor. For instance, this exchange, which didn't make it to air:
Dawn: Do you think you're being too harsh? Don't you think everyone's entitled to their opinions?
Me: No, I don't think I was too harsh. I only used the word fuck about 37 times. I could have easily hit 50.
Dawn: Well, I wasn't counting.
Actual exchange.
But seriously, folks. While I appreciate shocking and/or amusing middle-aged, workaday people who happened to be innocently going about their lunch hour when Dawn ambushed them with my vulgarity-laced rant, and while I relish any opportunity to swear on TV (and have the girlfriend's parents count the bleeps), there was some real substance in the CC piece amidst the f-bombs and talk of feces.
Alright, enough navel-gazing.
Oh, and fuck you, CC.
(Thanks to Dawn Kendrick, who actually seemed to get what I was doing.)
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great interview, but i wanna talk about someone else that was shown at the start of that report and that is if they ever do another playboy pictorial of women in the media, i sure would like to see sharon reed pose. we already saw that "baby got back" when she was the reporter for that artist who had all those nude people in downtown cleveland do some crazy nude performance art. now i wanna see baby's front. yum!!!
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