While the world continues to turn solely on the power of the internet's speculation regarding LeBron James — we fully expect the world to stop turning once it's over, really — this pool table, autographed by LeBron James and the entire Cavs roster (what year, exactly, is unsure), is the perfect accessory to the Chosen One madness.
Who wants a $35,000 autographed table that you wouldn't want friends playing on lest they scuff it or ruin one of the signatures? Someone rich, that's who. Which means not you.
Anyway, it's there for the taking. One of the odder pieces of LeBron autographed memorabilia I've ever seen.