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Chris Brown makes an onstage appearance without Rihanna at the end of his fist.
Michael Jackson's mom gets custody of his kids. Presumably because she contains 50 percent less batshit-crazy than the rest of the family.
Michael Jackson's doctor kept his drugs in a storage unit. Couldn't he use a Homer Simpson cookie jar like everyone else?
No rain! No rain!
First Kevin Costner sings, then a stage collapses. Sucky day to be a country-music fan. —Michael Gallucci
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