Please, SCENE...can you give me a reasonable and logical explanation as to just WHY this unfunny asswipe's "adventures" are STILL here?
Face it...you made a mistake and the experiment was a failure...so you pulled the plug. Why leave the embarrassing evidence on your otherwise-classy site?
If your bad kitty takes a dump on your couch, do you love him/her so much that you won't clean it up?
Chuckles the Clown
I never said that stuff.
Map Room is awesome, had a great time at a draft day party there last year. I'll stop up one of these Saturdays, that might be pretty entertaining. Has there been a good turnout so far?
Chad- Ryan, you wanna go to the Lizard in Lakewood to watch the Cavs game?
Ryan- I think I'm gonna stay home and watch it.
Chad- I'm buying.
Ryan- Be there in 15 min
The flood of hate aside, welcome to Scene!
I was thinking to myself however...What is on E25th?? du'oh!!!!
Pretty freaken' funny Chad...
Well documented....The human condition at it's worst!!!!!
Rays...I happily gave that place ALL my extra money back in the day...
Learn your lesson kids....
Downtown on a weekend night is doushbagville....
LOL, that skinny jeans section was by far the best.
"Contrary to popular belief, I am not a douchebag. I do, however, possess douche-like attributes that often get me mistaken for one."
That is straight up fantastic. I think I'm going to start using that one!
This hit close to home. Very funny coming from a bartender at Rays
Dude just grab a bit of fucus and continue to be the smartass KSU grad that you are and good things will come....
Hey man, you can write about whatever you want, just learn to write. And you can go wherever you want to as well, just spell the establishment's names correctly. Your terrible narrative abilities, along with your typos, and the fact that you're using this column to name drop bars and bartenders in exchange for hookups to fuel your alcoholism, I give this whole thing about 4 months tops. Take care!
This was pretty fucking funny! Good Job
Yes!! That's my Mom and Pops!!!! And they have 'Scene' it all!!!
Yes!!! Those awesome bartenders are my Mom and Pop!!! And they have seen it all....,
Aloha from Thomas in Hawaii
Story so nice, you ran it twice?
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