Comment Archives: stories: Film
Re: “Screens”
All some wonderful baseball movies, good watching here!
Re: “Who Made Wu”
Ha ha, I see what you did there. Very clever.
Re: “Movies Out”
Tune in for the exciting sequel, Children of Lizardmen!!!
Re: “Movies In”
So, that guy got eaten by the wolf? Or does the wolf just have a hand for a tongue?
Re: “Screens”
Seem most if not all of these....And yes they are good!!
Re: “Movies In”
So are you saying Hunger Games is worth seeing then?
I haven't so might....
Re: “Opening: Oblivion”
I always thought he was, but I guess this movie's actually doing pretty well.
Re: “Opening: Oblivion”
Yeah but Tom Cruise? Isn't he box office poison these days?
Re: “My Sweet Fraud”
Well, i suppose that makes sense about the whole fraud buddha thing.
Re: “Slipping Into Darkness”
This sounds like a nice, uplifting movie.
Re: “Trank Show”
Don't tell your significant other that you're going to see the Trank Show. They might think you said the Skank Show, and that's something completely different.
Re: “Opening: The Flat”
And here I thought this movie was going to be all about changing a flat tire.
Re: “Opening: Jack Reacher”
Jack Reacher enjoys driving around with prostitutes. At least that's what I assume the girl in the picture is, because she sure looks like one. You know what they say, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, .......
Re: “Opening: The Guilt Trip”
This movie is actually one and a half hours of random people nagging their spouses about things that they should have done around the house and didn't do. The movie ends with multiple cars driving off a cliff to escape the nagging.
Note: this comment has been made gender-ambiguous to escape the undoubted flood of criticism that would have otherwise arisen.
Re: “Opening: Mama”
This movie is great if you like watching horrible movies. To really get into the movie-watching experience, turn this movie on and start bashing your face into the wall.* Once you regain consciousness, congratulations! You're an idiot!
* = I'm not actually telling you to bash your face into the wall. If you bashed your face into the wall first, then read this, I am very sorry that you don't know how to see what an * means before you go ahead and do something.
Re: “G.I. Joe is the summer's better toy story”
I'd like to grab some bad-ass armor like that, so I could ironically wear it while doing non-bad ass things, like reading on a park bench. People will walk by and the expressions on their faces would be priceless.
