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Comment Archives: stories: Film

Re: “Opening: Oblivion

I always thought he was, but I guess this movie's actually doing pretty well.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/22/2013 at 1:32 PM

Re: “Opening: Oblivion

Yeah but Tom Cruise? Isn't he box office poison these days?

Posted by cbrbart on 04/19/2013 at 9:13 AM

Re: “My Sweet Fraud

Well, i suppose that makes sense about the whole fraud buddha thing.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 11:02 AM

Re: “Slipping Into Darkness

This sounds like a nice, uplifting movie.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 11:02 AM

Re: “Bring Back My Bonny

What's a bonny?

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 11:00 AM

Re: “Trank Show

Don't tell your significant other that you're going to see the Trank Show. They might think you said the Skank Show, and that's something completely different.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:57 AM

Re: “Opening: The Flat

And here I thought this movie was going to be all about changing a flat tire.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:53 AM

Re: “Opening: Jack Reacher

Jack Reacher enjoys driving around with prostitutes. At least that's what I assume the girl in the picture is, because she sure looks like one. You know what they say, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, .......

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:53 AM

Re: “Opening: The Guilt Trip

This movie is actually one and a half hours of random people nagging their spouses about things that they should have done around the house and didn't do. The movie ends with multiple cars driving off a cliff to escape the nagging.
Note: this comment has been made gender-ambiguous to escape the undoubted flood of criticism that would have otherwise arisen.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:51 AM

Re: “Opening: Mama

This movie is great if you like watching horrible movies. To really get into the movie-watching experience, turn this movie on and start bashing your face into the wall.* Once you regain consciousness, congratulations! You're an idiot!

* = I'm not actually telling you to bash your face into the wall. If you bashed your face into the wall first, then read this, I am very sorry that you don't know how to see what an * means before you go ahead and do something.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:46 AM

Re: “Opening: A Good Day to Die Hard

It might be a good day to die hard, but it's not a good day to watch this movie. Unless you're a huge huge huge huge huge huge die hard fan, and you don't care what they put up on the screen as long as its called die hard. In this case, then you might be satisfactorily content with this movie.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:40 AM

Re: “Opening: The Place Beyond the Pines

Ha!!!

Posted by cbrbart on 04/17/2013 at 2:52 PM

Re: “Opening: The Last Stand

He'll be back....and we say, no, that's okay.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by AdamHall on 04/15/2013 at 10:57 AM

Re: “Destiny's Child

Not to be confused with Destiny's Sister. That's a totally different thing.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 3:13 PM

Re: “Opening: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

The trailer did look awesome, lots of explosions and the kicking of ass.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 3:09 PM

Re: “Home Movies

Dear Mr Watterson is something I would be dying to see.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:35 PM

Re: “Opening: A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

Just from the cast alone it sounds like it would be at least a decent film

Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:31 PM

Re: “Opening: The Place Beyond the Pines

Another great movie is The Place By That One WalMart

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:30 PM

Re: “Opening: NO

This movie will be followed up by the thrilling sequel, YES

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:29 PM

Re: “Opening: NO

And bonus? So close to so much good food!!! Thats a pretty neat part of town!!!

Posted by cbrbart on 04/09/2013 at 3:48 PM

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