Ha ha, I see what you did there. Very clever.
Tune in for the exciting sequel, Children of Lizardmen!!!
So, that guy got eaten by the wolf? Or does the wolf just have a hand for a tongue?
Seem most if not all of these....And yes they are good!!
Lots of good flicks here....
So are you saying Hunger Games is worth seeing then?
I haven't so might....
Snatch is a cult classic...
I always thought he was, but I guess this movie's actually doing pretty well.
Yeah but Tom Cruise? Isn't he box office poison these days?
Well, i suppose that makes sense about the whole fraud buddha thing.
This sounds like a nice, uplifting movie.
What's a bonny?
Don't tell your significant other that you're going to see the Trank Show. They might think you said the Skank Show, and that's something completely different.
And here I thought this movie was going to be all about changing a flat tire.
Jack Reacher enjoys driving around with prostitutes. At least that's what I assume the girl in the picture is, because she sure looks like one. You know what they say, if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, .......
This movie is actually one and a half hours of random people nagging their spouses about things that they should have done around the house and didn't do. The movie ends with multiple cars driving off a cliff to escape the nagging.
Note: this comment has been made gender-ambiguous to escape the undoubted flood of criticism that would have otherwise arisen.
This movie is great if you like watching horrible movies. To really get into the movie-watching experience, turn this movie on and start bashing your face into the wall.* Once you regain consciousness, congratulations! You're an idiot!
* = I'm not actually telling you to bash your face into the wall. If you bashed your face into the wall first, then read this, I am very sorry that you don't know how to see what an * means before you go ahead and do something.
I'd like to grab some bad-ass armor like that, so I could ironically wear it while doing non-bad ass things, like reading on a park bench. People will walk by and the expressions on their faces would be priceless.
It might be a good day to die hard, but it's not a good day to watch this movie. Unless you're a huge huge huge huge huge huge die hard fan, and you don't care what they put up on the screen as long as its called die hard. In this case, then you might be satisfactorily content with this movie.
Mine never survived the nuclear holocaust that was known as the M80...
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