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Comment Archives: stories: Film

Re: “Opening: The Guilt Trip

This movie is actually one and a half hours of random people nagging their spouses about things that they should have done around the house and didn't do. The movie ends with multiple cars driving off a cliff to escape the nagging.
Note: this comment has been made gender-ambiguous to escape the undoubted flood of criticism that would have otherwise arisen.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:51 AM

Re: “Opening: Mama

This movie is great if you like watching horrible movies. To really get into the movie-watching experience, turn this movie on and start bashing your face into the wall.* Once you regain consciousness, congratulations! You're an idiot!

* = I'm not actually telling you to bash your face into the wall. If you bashed your face into the wall first, then read this, I am very sorry that you don't know how to see what an * means before you go ahead and do something.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:46 AM

Re: “Opening: A Good Day to Die Hard

It might be a good day to die hard, but it's not a good day to watch this movie. Unless you're a huge huge huge huge huge huge die hard fan, and you don't care what they put up on the screen as long as its called die hard. In this case, then you might be satisfactorily content with this movie.

Posted by AdamHall on 04/18/2013 at 10:40 AM

Re: “Opening: The Place Beyond the Pines

Ha!!!

Posted by cbrbart on 04/17/2013 at 2:52 PM

Re: “Opening: The Last Stand

He'll be back....and we say, no, that's okay.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/15/2013 at 10:57 AM

Re: “Destiny's Child

Not to be confused with Destiny's Sister. That's a totally different thing.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 3:13 PM

Re: “Opening: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

The trailer did look awesome, lots of explosions and the kicking of ass.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 3:09 PM

Re: “Home Movies

Dear Mr Watterson is something I would be dying to see.

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:35 PM

Re: “Opening: A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

Just from the cast alone it sounds like it would be at least a decent film

Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:31 PM

Re: “Opening: The Place Beyond the Pines

Another great movie is The Place By That One WalMart

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:30 PM

Re: “Opening: NO

This movie will be followed up by the thrilling sequel, YES

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Posted by AdamHall on 04/11/2013 at 2:29 PM

Re: “Opening: NO

And bonus? So close to so much good food!!! Thats a pretty neat part of town!!!

Posted by cbrbart on 04/09/2013 at 3:48 PM

Re: “Opening: Stoker

At the Cedar Lee though, going there is worth the price of admission and it's surrounded by good eats!!!!

Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:31 AM

Re: “Opening: Springbreakers

Hmmm.I like Soderbergh...But this ain't his so I move on...

Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:30 AM

Re: “Opening: A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

I still think its worth a look...

Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:27 AM

Re: “Opening: The Gatekeepers

Documentary?

Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:27 AM

Re: “Opening: The Croods

Yeah...Overworked formula

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Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:26 AM

Re: “Opening: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

the trailer looks great!!!

Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:26 AM

Re: “The College Try

Hmmm...Yeah I can't sit still very long for this genre either....

Posted by cbrbart on 04/03/2013 at 11:25 AM

Re: “Screens

Nothing like a good old fashioned bad movie night

Posted by AdamHall on 04/02/2013 at 1:41 PM

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