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Re: “PHOTO: Ohio Police Post Picture of a Shotgun Designed to Look Like a Toy Squirt Gun

police are held to a higher standard than the rest of us, its the price they have to pay for the power they wield. say what you want, but the cops should have known better than to break protocol by pulling up that close if a potential gun was involved. if I know someone has a gun, id be DEFENSIVE, not pulling up 2 feet from them which is OFFENSIVE. i dunno, I just figure if I think someone has a gun, i'm going to pull up to them from a distance and see whats going on, not get in lethal range

that being said, please please please please please just fucking listen to an officer when they tell you to do shit. there is no better idea or better alternative. dont run, dont try to pull the evidence that you're not a threat out of your pocket or waistband, just shut up, stop, and be respectful. i know its difficult, but you can do it. i believe in you.

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Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 1:09 AM

Re: “Two Panini’s Bars Close in One Week. Ironwood Café to Claim West Park Spot

paninis, home of slutty thursday. anyways, it was nice of the ownerguy that everyone hates to chime in on the article under an anonymous tag, and then a different anonymous tag or two later on. its cute and makes me smile to know that this article and comments section bothered him enough to put in that much effort

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Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 1:02 AM

Re: “Facing the Future: A Transgender High School Student Shares His Story

after reading the article, i thought it was nice and well written.

after reading brooke's comment, all i can do is sigh and shake my head.

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:53 AM

Re: “Samaria Rice Provides More Information at Cleveland Press Conference, Calls for Convictions

a horrible event for everyone involved. lives ruined and things will never be the same.

side note, woo hoo for another anonymous poster with a huge boner for allard. oh wait, its a bald guy living in his parents basement. at least he can look forward to his big 40th birthday coming up!

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:43 AM
Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:37 AM

Re: “Mike Polk's Latest Sketch: D-Bags United for Johnny Manziel

hoyer had "it" earlier in the year and won us games. it seems whatever "it" was, he no longer has it

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Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:36 AM
Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:34 AM

Re: “JetBlue Airlines Comes to Cleveland, Offers $19 Tickets to Boston

the 19 dollar tickets get you a special seat in the baggage hold in a kitty carrier

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:33 AM

Re: “Johnny Manziel's "Money Cake" from Colossal Cupcakes Cost $600

thats a pretty cool cake. i would never spend that kind of money on a cake, but i also dont make millions of dollars

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:32 AM

Re: “Watch Fox 8's "Lil' John" Rinaldi Confront Cinci's Coach

haha, cincy sucks

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:30 AM

Re: “'Travel + Leisure' Gives Cleveland Some 2015 Love

woo cleveland!!!

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:30 AM
Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:29 AM
Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:27 AM

Re: “Fan At Center of Alleged Johnny Manziel Fight Apologizes to Manziel, Ready for Johnny to "Wreck This League"

i'm guessing that he was bribed or persuaded to disagree with his legal counsel

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Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:24 AM

Re: “Four Ways to Legally Drink Underage in Ohio

so basically you can taste it, but you shouldn't be doing too much more than that and the law agrees

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:22 AM

Re: “Police Report: Johnny Manziel Involved In Massive Fight Late Friday Night at The 9 in Downtown Cleveland

glad i never put away the bag I wear on my head

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:10 AM

Re: “Serial Park Masturbator Cited In Cuyahoga Valley National Park

maybe this guy can form a support group with the serial pool raft fucker guy that's been arrested how many times

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Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:07 AM

Re: “UK in an Uproar after LeBron "Broaches Royal Protocol," Puts His Arm Around Duchess of Cambridge's Shoulder

no one cares about the 500 billion imaginary rules you're supposed to follow when you meet "royalty"

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Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:06 AM

Re: “Absolutely Epic 1974 Letter From Cleveland Browns to a Fan

this is something I can actually be proud of.

Posted by Embarrassed Browns Fan on 12/14/2014 at 12:02 AM

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