Um ... we got Shin-Soo Choo for Ben Broussard. You can remember this with the handy rhyme:
Gets the wazoo
While Benny Broo
Is traded for Choo
Carlos Santana was arguably an even BIGGER fleecing from the DODGERS for CASEY EFFING BLAKE.
That post was, as the kids say, "TEH AWESOME!!11!1!!1!"
So, I'm thinking, they've got LOLCats and LOLDogs, maybe we need LOLSportsCasters.
Seriously, man, that was self-parodic. Had you written that as a parody, I would have considered it to be "going too far to make a point." I would have been wrong.
Not to defend Jholtin' Jhonny too vigorously, but it should be noted that last night, one person with a 2-out RBI was Peralta. One person to get a hit with RISP was Peralta. The other person to do EITHER of these things? Imaginary Johnson.
Now, if you want to talk about dropping Hafner in the order ...
Clearly a Bang cartoon. There was no George Kokinis.
Who the hell is that guy wearing #11 with HAIR?
Is this where I can make my own suggestions?
I recommend "Platypus" by Green Day or "Pretty Vacant" by Sex Pistols.
If you had been wise and bought a Phil Dawson #4 in 1999 like I told you, you'd be all set.
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