An ass-fuck for a Ford F150 is a great incentive to buy.
In fact, the used car lot here in Maple Hts has a Chinese menu of sexual favors to incentivize people to buy their hooptys:
Dodge Truck = Cleveland Steamer
Honda -any type = tongue bath to your butt
Chevy Camaro = knotted washcloth in the butt
Ford Mustang = warm cream corn enema
Toyota Camry = hot ass play while watching Japanese anime
clear channel sucks plain and simple. I hope their billboards quit on them too.
WAY better than Probot
NY may have Cheesecake, L.A.'s got those shoes they sell at Marshall's, Boston has baked beans - but Cleveland's got THE STEAMER.
Nuthin' like the world famous Cleveland Steamer. Life was good in Cleveland before Brookpark road got cleaned up. Especially the old SteamHole Bar/Skyline Chili jjust past Chevrolet Blvd. For $35 you could get a 3-way Skyline chili served to you thru an anonymous "steamhole' (kind of like a glory hole but you would lay down on a rubber air mattress in the dark underneath an anonymous unemployed chili eatin' beer guzzlin' GM worker or the mayor.)
That is branding.
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