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Re: “Our Favorite Dumb Bad Yelp Reviews of Cleveland Restaurants

The more snarky and opinionated the food critics become, the more snarky the "reviews" you'll find at Yelp.

Little wannabe monkey see, little wannabe monkey imitate big editor monkey.

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/24/2017 at 10:07 PM

Re: “That "Tiny House Experiment" in Detroit Shoreway Pretty Much Failed

If I did the math right, it's $230 per square foot for a cracker box in a slum. Seriously? I don't think so. You can get a bungalow in less-risky West Park for half that much. And 50% larger, too. Plus yard and garage.

Ask the man who knows.

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/24/2017 at 9:49 PM

Re: “From Superman to Bedpans, 8 of the Best, Strangest, Largest and Most Unique Collections in Cleveland

If anyone out there collects artifacts related to FDR (32nd POTUS, 1933-1945), I have something very rare that I might be willing to sell, for the right price. I also collect railroad stuff...but electric-powered only (subways, elevated trains, streetcars, trolley buses, etc.)

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/24/2017 at 9:28 PM

Re: “In a Small Ohio Town, Police Are Charging Overdose Victims with 'Inducing Panic'

So you laugh and can't help but snark that their legal summonses order them to appear at ,,,
"the Washington Court House municipal courthouse."

The town is the county seat of Fayette County. Its name is three words.


Maybe you guys could possibly stop laughing long enough to Google it...or look at an Ohio road map?

Naaaaah....that would be asking for too much.

As for letting them go cold turkey in a jail cell, go watch Sinatra in "Man With The Golden Arm"...or any of countless other movies about junkies trying to kick their habit, while screaming and rolling around on the floor. . And if that's where the cops decide to put them, then they're going to be the ones who have to watch . It's not a pretty sight.

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/08/2017 at 5:18 PM

Re: “Henry Gomez to BuzzFeed, and Other Personnel Changes at

Since the Storm Trumpers invaded and took over that site, the same way Putin took Crimea, I don't waste my time there anymore. The PD site is a POS.

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/07/2017 at 9:30 PM

Re: “Public Square Opens to Buses with New, Ugly Safety Features

Same shit, different day. Still looks terrible.
Get those goddamned concrete barriers ("anti-terrorist barricades") outta there!
There ARE alternatives!

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/07/2017 at 8:52 PM

Re: “NBC Nightly News Covers Growing Heroin Epidemic in Ohio with a Family Destroyed By Addiction: VIDEO

Newsflash, Fake Clown, Ohio is only "The Heart of It All " for the EAST. So why isn't there a western state where this same shit (and it's nine deaths DAILY, not YEARLY, for that other clown) is happening?

You're the ignorant and pathetic buffoon here, pal...with Il Douche in office, I have a lot more to worry about and deal with than drug-trafficking routes, and what junkies are doing, and why.

And just a heads-up...heart disease and tobacco-related illnesses are still the leading killers in this country, and you can look it up. For the record...automobile-related deaths in America are now topping 120 every single day, and the numbers are only going up because of distracted drivers.

So no, it's NOT the #1 cause of death in these Untied Snakes. Educate your own clownish self. Wake up. Wise up. And then, you can also try shutting the fuck up.

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 03/07/2017 at 1:21 PM

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