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Re: “An Excerpt From: 'You're Welcome, Cleveland; How I Helped LeBron James Win a Championship and Save a City'

Shoulda either run this overlong diatribe next fall, on Yum Kippers, or eschewed this chapter entirely...for one on LeBron...or on Cleveland...or sports, period.

And please, spare me the slef-hating Jew replies, folks...as One of The Tribe (the ORIGINAL Tribe), I hate the Slefs, too. Never forgive, never forget, and the awful memories of the 1915 Slefian Massacre will never die.

So I click the clickbait to read about sports or basketball or Cleveland's now-dead curse, and what do I get? Jewish wine. Kosher, yet. Or maybe this was a last-minute entry because of the recent JCC threats and Agent Orange's shrugs regarding the rising activities of the Jew-haters? Ya think?

Nu, if that was your real reason for shilling for this putz, then mazeltov, you shaygetz boychiks...your hearts are in the right place after all.

Oy, vey...so this nudnik's not such a bad writer, but in this case, Sam, you made the rants too long.

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/22/2017 at 4:28 PM

Re: “Mandel Jewish Community Center in Beachwood Among 10 Jewish Centers That Received Bomb Threats Yesterday

Agent Orange loves the Jews...he thinks they're tough negotiators like he is (he's actually said that) and wheeler-dealers, and that they have a nose for business.

He has nothing against the blacks, either, and thinks that everybody ought to own one.

But if you're Hispanic or Muslim...get outta town!

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/21/2017 at 6:06 PM

Re: “Donald Trump is an 'Abomination,' Says New York Times Columnist Charles Blow in Cleveland

Really sorry I missed this event. Kudos to the speaker.
At last--a Blow Job that Agent Orange will neither want nor like.

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/21/2017 at 5:58 PM

Re: “RTA Plan: Have Buses on Public Square by March 6

I miss the old Square more and more. At least you could walk through it in a straight line after a big snow, which my wife noticed immediately after being called for jury duty. Still too much pavement, and that "snack bar" is an unnecessary and hideous abomination that belongs at a suburban mall.

Yeah, the hills are great, but the bus lanes will cancel them out. Also stink them out with noxious fumes when you sit on them, and fill your ears with engine noise.

The new Square wasn't all that wonderful in the first place, and now the final fuck-up begins. What a waste.

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/21/2017 at 5:51 PM

Re: “Cleveland Cannabis College Opens Door to Budding New Industry in Ohio

Someday, this Tri-C will probably have a joint agreement with the "other" Tri-C...it's probably in the pipeline already. Weed be wise to have all the paperwork ready for the time when legalization finally hits.

Ohio also needs to begin developing a number of grassroots networks of potential vendors, and, at the same time, start smoking out the would-be scammers that will multiply like roaches.. This is a solid-gold opportunity to put a lid on any hanky-panky, and to take the high road, while avoiding potential potholes..

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/21/2017 at 5:34 PM

Re: “Scene Announces Winners in #RedesigntheTribe Contest

Last word is yours, Mister Grant. Go for it. I know you will. Your kind always does.
Now go play nice and bang Sue Ann. on your lunch hour. Toodles!

Chuckles the Clown

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/17/2017 at 12:23 PM

Re: “Man Claims He Was Assaulted by Justin Bieber After Cavs Playoff Game in Cleveland Last Summer

So now it's nine months later and the little bastard is too cool for school and too busy to settle out of court and pony up? Fine. I hope he's found guilty and fined and once again made to look like the punk he really is. Jail time would be nice, too. He might learn a few life lessons, the hard way (sick pun intended).

To be quite frank (sorry Mister S), I have never understood exactly what is being "celebrated" about this pissant "celebrity." If the world is lucky, maybe some unknown nobody will one day get sore enough to pound him into the pavement and rearrange Bieb's facial features--and then even his mother won't want to look at him, let alone see him perform whatever it is he does onstage. And neither will anybody else.

One can only hope!

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Posted by Chuckles the Clown on 02/16/2017 at 1:12 PM

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