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Re: “Pic of the Day: Despite Win, Michael Vick Will Always Be a Dick”
I guess when you become the commissioner of the NFL you can make decisions like that Ryan...
Re: “Afternoon Brew: Slapping a Cop, Heroin is a Thing, ODOT Still Sucks, and an Old Building”
Yet Kenny continues to peruse the website and become a "Top Commenter."
Re: “Teens, Adults Arrested for Drugs, Alcohol at Electro-Foam Party”
I loved electro-foam parties before they were cool. They're just too mainstream for me now. I'd tell you what I'm doing instead, but I don't want it to catch on.
Re: “One Man's Mission to Drink in Every Lakewood Bar”
Unless he's doing it in one week, I'm not impressed...
Re: “Man Caught Masturbating in PetSmart Parking Lot”
It's amazing that I can just walk up to a car, write the license plate down, and tell the police I saw someone flogging the dolphin, and that person is in legal trouble without any proof. What if he was minding his own business and a bumble bee attacked his wiener and he was trying to rub the stinger out...among many other unlikely situations?
Re: “4Chan Catches Mayfield Heights Burger King Employee Who Snapped Pictures of Himself Standing on Food (Updated)”
Makes me feel even better about ridding the fast food joints from my diet a few years back.
Re: “Of Course the Kid Down the Street is Running a Million Dollar Drug Ring (Updated)”
What they meant was, 'they only FOUND $6,000'....you can guarantee he had more than that if he was running the $3million operation.
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