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A Smart Person's Guide to Drinking 

Just because you run with drunks doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Forget rib burns, parades, fireworks, and all the other PR claptrap. The No. 1 summer recreational activity in this city is drinking. Two-fisted, bang 'em back, balls-to-the-wall-style drinking, befitting a hardcore industrial town.

Let others offer excuses, apologies, MADD mothers wagging their fingers. We love drinking! We celebrate it in all its forms, from that first taste after a hard week of Working For The Man to the cool, cool feel of the bathroom tile against your cheek at 3:00 in the morning.

Drink with gusto, drink with style, drink above all like you're from Cleveland.

Just don't embarrass yourself.

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