A Chorus Line
Carousel Dinner Theatre, 1275 E.
Waterloo Road, Akron
Through July 9, 800-362-4100
Scientists from the future have contacted Scene, verifying that David Lee Roth-era Van Halen was, in fact, the greatest band in rock history (Diver Down notwithstanding). Nothing against Led Zeppelin, mind you, but Eddie played smoother than Jimmy Page, and Dave -- young Dave -- was cooler than Robert Plant. Relive the magic through Atomic Punks: A Tribute to Early Van Halen. There -- we made it to the end without bashing Van Hagar.