If you're looking for that special someone, but prefer a special someone capable of producing the next A.J. Hawk, sign up for Cleveland Plays' Saturday touch football. Every winter, spring, and fall, hundreds of (mostly) young, (often) single weekend warriors descend on Tremont (the park varies by season) for hyperorganized but fun-first games of touch football. The leagues range from "lower rec" to "intermediate." And since trying to lasso that perfect stud -- Those sprinter's legs! Those breeder's hips!
-- is admittedly difficult while running a slant pattern, players huddle at Tremont's comfy Treehouse for post-game beers, burgers, and football-fueled flirting. Trust us: If you can't score here, you're not trying.