17617 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-228-9677, www.reaglebeagle.net
The royal treatment begins the moment you walk into this stylish salon. A hot receptionist pours you a beer. Now you can head for the dartboard. Then comes the haircut. In a private stall, with ESPN at convenient eye level, your hot stylist (yes, she's hot too -- they all are) cuts and styles, while kindly reminding you how cute, funny, and all-around awesome you really are. If you want, she'll throw in a hot-stone massage or a mini-facial, for a small fee. You'l leave looking and feeling brand-new.