Yes, we realize this relegates the Cavalier Girls to second-best in-game entertainment, but doggonit, we're an equal opportunity paper, and the Scream Team appeals to both chicks and dudes. Composed of seven male and six female hip-hop dancers, the Scream Team never fails to wow the crowd during timeouts at the Q. These freaks can straight dance. Led by King Headspin, who twirls on his head for much of the game, the group gyrates, ass-drops, and backs every thang up from tip-off to the final buzzer. And they do it in jeans. You ever see LeBron pull a 360 dunk in a pair of Levi's?