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Security Guard for the Cavs

First off, empty seats have a way of guarding themselves. And there's little danger that the crowd will storm the court after a victory -- it's too busy stampeding for the exits after another 20-point defeat. So what if the wage stinks? You're getting paid to watch Jordan, Iverson, Shaq, and Kobe light up the Gund scoreboard. And since the beer is served in cups, not bottles, you don't face quite the occupational hazards of, say, security guards at Browns Stadium.



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