Go into theaters 1 or 2, on the right-hand side (hopefully that's where the movie you want to see is playing), and sit in the first row of the upper section. These seats could make Death to Smoochy
tolerable. You get a comfy butt holster with headrest, lots of leg room, and an unimpeded view of the screen. Also, you can enjoy the signature Cedar Lee goodies: all the usual movie munchies, plus beer, wine, and baked goods. The only problem is getting one of these seats, since they fill up faster than LeBron's bank account.