Oh, let us be thankful for all the reasons that Phil is a Brown. Because, at six feet tall and less than 200 pounds, Phil reminds us that normal human beings do not come with 46-inch thighs. Because he is damn good at his job: Last year, he converted 22 of 25 field goals and 29 of 30 extra-point attempts. (If Bob in tech support had that kind of consistency, he'd be our hero, too.) But most of all, it's a comfort knowing there's a football guy who's secure enough to live in a town in Texas called, yes, Flower Mound.