18636 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-227-1964, www.clevelandscooters.com
With the price of gas hovering around Holy Crap That's a Lot, anything that gets 65 miles per gallon is worth a look. At Pride of Cleveland Scooters, they offer plenty: more than 100 scooters from six different makers, including Vespa, Piaggio, and the Genuine Scooter Company. Don't let the little engines fool you, either -- cubic centimeters or not, some of these babies can do 80 mph. Pride of Cleveland can also help you dress up that fancy new two-wheeler with a windshield, backpack, Corazzo jacket -- even an ostrich-skin seat and satellite radio. They'll tune it up too, or if you've got a vintage model, they'll magically restore it. Your new ride -- at least until November -- awaits you.