Sole hominid JBOT and his captors are prepared to unite couples, as long as the couples are prepared to be ridiculed by the axe-slinging GTRBOT666 or mawkishly adored by Ape Which Hath No Name. (And while Dubya may not recognize same-sex marriages, JBOT will perform legally nonbinding unions as well.) It'll be covers all night, but with that special slapstick and ska-influenced showmanship that's kept the "band" blasting pugnacious beats and industrial-strength riffs for a decade. To embark on your adventure of marital bliss, contact email@example.com, and don't worry about the robots' plans for world domination. They'll need workers.
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