Headliner Greg Morton has a physical, almost slapstick, style to his comedy routines. But it’s his impressions that leave the audience gasping for air. Morton’s two-minute take on Star Wars is a classic: done with full-on sound effects mimicking Darth Vader, Chewbacca, and even a lightsaber battle. He’s also been known to impersonate Mick Jagger, Tina Turner, Prince, and even Madonna — all to great effect. In fact, Morton says he’s had women come up to him after a show and tell him that they’ve wet themselves from laughing so hard. “Now that’s something I’d like to put on my resume.” You can test your bladder control this Thursday through Sunday at Hilarities. Tickets are $13 to $23 online or at the box office. Learn more on the website.