David Brooks, already thoroughly dissed by slate.com, cannot understand that angry black men make gangsta rap, not the other way around. And now, with his autobiography and new film, 50 Cent has decided that even though he can't sell crack anymore, he can sell crack-dealing. You are a song-and-dance man, Fiddy, not a gangsta. Time to grow up.
Fatwa! Brooks and Fiddy, scared white man and scary black man, dance forever in our culture. May they spend eternity locked in a room together. It is written.
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