Witness the new Biggie Duets album, on which Puffy Combs creates collaborations between the deceased and such luminaries as Nelly, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Missy Elliott. For greasing up your greed and rutting once more in the rotting flesh of your friend, we proclaim a fatwa on you, Diddy! Combs' perversions know no limit. He has actually created a corpse daisy chain with this record, pairing Biggie with Tupac (!) and Bob Marley (!!). He should replace his sunglasses and chain with an orgy-guy mustache and a pickaxe.
Fatwa! Fatwa! Fatwa! Diddy, you have bored new holes into Biggie almost since the day he died. In the afterlife, may he have his way with you. It is written.
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