If classic horror (The Birds) or gory porn-horror (Argento’s Dracula 3D) don’t quite wet your cinematic whistle, check out one of the greatest horror-comedies of all time this morning at the Capitol Theatre, where Cleveland Cinemas will screen Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein as part of its Sunday brunch series (and in honor of Halloween). In this screwball tale, Abbott and Costello are baggage handlers who get caught up in the world of Universal Monsters. They’re tasked with taking the remains of Dracula and Frankenstein to a monster museum and hijinks predictably ensue. (This will probably be better than watching four different versions of the “Who’s on First” sketch on YouTube, which I just did). Movie’s at 10 a.m. and tickets are only $5. (Allard)