. The length of time each new mixmaster gets will depend on the number of interested people and how well you do. We can't confirm this, but we heard the club has a giant vaudeville-style hook ready to yank the second person (and subsequent offenders) to play the obvious big-beat choice of Beck's "E-Pro."
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