Comedian John Evans began performing almost 20 years ago when he became the emcee at the Tulsa Comedy Club. Over the course of that time, he's opened for acts such as George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Mitch Hedberg and Lewis Black. During his routines, he likes to act as if he's a dumb guy who shops at Thrift Stores and doesn't understand a simple metaphor like "the blood of 40 million abortions has stained U.S. soil." He performs tonight at 8 at Hilarities. Tickets are $13 to $18. (Niesel)