No, the Browns aren't in Super Bowl XXXIX, but here's the glass-half-full way to look at it: Sometimes a game is easier to enjoy when you don't have anything on the line. And if the Pats win, then New England Defensive Coordinator Romeo Crennel (pictured) will be that much more of a score if, in fact, Cleveland snaps him up. So meet the new boss at theSavannah's 10th Annual Super Bowl Party, which features an all-you-can-eat buffet stocked with prime rib, Lake Erie perch, and appetizers. It's not cheap, but it's hard to put a price on not having to pick Cheeto crumbs out of your couch for months.
Featuring Ajent O, San 216, Iv Bully & Fully Loaded, Drastick, Tut, Ketchup Sumuria, DJ Noface, and Play Havoc. 10 p.m. Friday, January 7, $5. Pat's in the Flats, W. 3rd St. and Literary Rd., Tremont, 216-621-8044.