Friday, September 28, 2007

Is Lakewood Selling What Little Green Space It Has?

Posted by Pete Kotz on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 at 5:37 PM

Lakewood is often described as the most densely populated city between New York and Chicago. So it would seem that a suburb with such scant green space would desperately cling to what little she has left. But not so in the City of Homes. Lakewood has approved a $20,000 study to see if baseball and softball games at Kauffman Park can be relocated to another field, thus allowing the city to sell the park to a private owner. It would then be converted to a retail/condo development of undisclosed specifics, an improvement over the strip mall that now fronts the park on Detroit Avenue. On the surface, it would seem a moronic notion. Most of the city’s 100-year-old homes have yards the size of grapefruits, making its few parks an absolute necessity. Lakewood leaders say the green space will remain, only moved closer to Detroit, though it’s hard to believe a private owner would leave much expensive land undeveloped. And any time a city hires a consultant, buyer beware. They’re often just an expensive way of providing an “official study” that lends credence to a pre-ordained position. Hey, this wasn’t our idea! This is what the experts are telling us! All of which has residents buzzing that the fix is in. Some believe the study is being delayed until after the elections, so Mayor Tom George won’t take the hit for selling the park. George (who couldn’t be reached late Friday), is well aware of Lakewood’s penchant of rebellion. He won office after former Mayor Madeline Cain tried to use eminent domain – that’s German for “We’re about to take your shit” – to confiscate people’s homes for another development. But Council President Robert Seelie says there’s no secret plot afoot. The city is merely examining its options. If Kauffman’s sale brings a handsome price, Lakewood could use the money to rebuild other parks. “How much is the land worth?” he asks. “If there’s millions of dollars to be obtained there, we could improve the other parks dramatically.” Moreover, even if city officials love the idea, it still must go through planning, zoning, and architectural review boards, as well as the city council, says Seelie. That gives residents plenty time to raise hell and find really good bricks to throw. “Oh shit,” says the council president, “there’s no done deal -- only don’t tell them about the nuclear silos going back there. It can’t be, because we have no idea we can take those activities elsewhere. This isn’t a done deal; this is an exciting deal. This is an opportunity to jump on board and see what we can do, or bring back Bob’s Big Boy and play baseball there every night.” Unfortunately, he might find out that a lot of residents really miss Bob’s Big Boy. – Pete Kotz UPDATE: The mayor responds.

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"Unfortunately, he mind find out that a lot of residents really miss Bob’s Big Boy. – Pete Kotz" Hire decent copy-editors much? ("C*NoTeS" is lousy with this kind of flawed copy lately. Garbage in, garbage out.) BTW: I hope Lakewood becomes so upscaledly developed that the Section 8s are pushed back to where they came from and the city is bleached back to what it used to be. If the City is relocating and redeveloping the parks, I'd be glad for the continued absence of basketball hoops as far as the eye can see...

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Posted by Michael A. Miller on September 28, 2007 at 8:27 PM

Click the "Post" button much? OK, we get it: you don't like minorities and a favored outdoor activity of their children - cubed. Perhaps, if you ask nicely, when Lakewood receives its shipment of Clorox and starts bleaching itself, the city will give you some to use the next time you wash your Klan sheet. Until then, start reading dictionaries to find an actual word to replace "upscaledly," you illiterate racist with the spastic mouse-clicking finger!

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Posted by michaelamillerisamoron on September 28, 2007 at 10:35 PM

I have to agree with Mike. In a few years, Lakewood will have gone the way of Maple Hts, Cleveland Hts and Garfield Hts. Towns that were once blue collar now over run with thugs. Dont spend the money to revamp the old parks, use it to build a huge wall at West 117th.

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Posted by Kenny on September 29, 2007 at 2:41 PM

Thanks, Ken. But it's too late for a wall and I don't think we need one. The problem isn't that the coloreds are migrating into Lakewood from The Other Side Of West 117th. The problem is, I didn't move into a ghetto but, now, I live in one thanks to the hillbillies, wiggers, neggeros and foreigners who didn't move to Lakewood to upgrade themselves but wanted to put a better backdrop behind their their common, low-rent lives at my expense. For 41 months, I was (financially)trapped in a crack building with bass-boosted hip-hop "music" pounding through my ceiling 24/7 and sleeping with one eye opened -- all because I wanted to live in a apcious Lakewood apartment with a great floorplan. So, I'm a little touchy about moving into a pocket of art and intellect and winding up in a prison yard. I'm good with diversity, as long as diversity means wearing clothes that are no more than one size too big, not pretending to be something you aren't (wiggers) and respecting the peaceful enjoyment of the other 59,000-plus Lakewoodians who know how to conduct themselves. Further, Ken, if you would, kindly tell "michaelamillerisamoron" that I can manipulate the English language as it suits me because I know the rules and am, therefore, allowed to adjust those rules as I please. Also, I posted thrice because I wanted to edit my posting after it was too late -- but I didn't know it was too late because of the subdefective craftsmanship of the C-Notes website. Further, if "michaelamillerisamoron" is the man-bitch I think he is, hiding behind his tragic li'l pseudonym, he could have deleted the first two duplicated postings, seeing as how he's on the staff of "Scene". Also,if "michaelamillerisamoron" is, indeed, who I think he his, tell him his peroxided-up wife (whose oddly-chosen baby voice comes out of a puss that resembles my aunt Louise) wants him to slay three whores on his way home so she can use their blood to conjure up some omore of her overly-applied crimson lipstick (also known as "a waste of red").

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Posted by Michael A. Miller on September 30, 2007 at 7:17 PM

Michael A. Miller is a racist slam poet for the ages.

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Posted by michaelamillerisagenius on October 1, 2007 at 12:17 AM

Thanks, michaelamillerisagenius. There was no emoticon so I couldn't gauge your level of cheek, so I'll focus on the complimentary bits. Even your pseudonym seems less cowardly than the other. Seriously, though, I'm not a racist. I come from a family of bigots, so -- trust me -- I have the contrast. My tolerance has been compromised by the unsavory habits of others, but I'm great one-on-one and acquaintances of every stripe still wave to me from across the street and smile broadly as they do my bidding from their retail cages.

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Posted by Michael A. Miller on October 1, 2007 at 8:16 AM

Is all the money Lakewood mayor Tom George got from Glitz and Associates and its owner Harry Glitz, payback for planning to let Glitz replace Kaufman Park with more crummy stores?

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Posted by Bribery in Lakewood on October 1, 2007 at 10:06 AM

What about the $ 4,500 or more that Lakewood Mayor Tom George reportedly received from Harry Glitz and his company Glitz and Associates, located in North Canton, which is the company that wants to get rid of Kauffman Park and put stores in that green space, so it will no longer be green space and no longer be a park. Isn't that a bribe? Yet Mayor Tom George took that dirty money (and alot more tainted money) and is doing what Glitz wants, namely, supporting this dirty plan to let Glitz have Kauffman Park, to turrn it into stores. So now we know how Mayor Tom George raises so much money for his curent re-eelction campaign, by taking bribes and selling out the residents of Lakewood, in his oiwn sneaky way, to try to get re-elected. Most of the money he gets for his re-elelction camapaign come sfrom people who do not live in Lakewood, many doing business with or seeking to do business with the Mayor's City hall, trying to get contracts, etc... Mayor Tom George apparentrly would be in jail, if the anti-bribery laws were enforced.

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Posted by me on October 3, 2007 at 6:55 PM

Lakewood is not changing, it has already. Yes, I am tired of seeing, dealing, and having blacks close to me. I have no idea what Lkwd City Hall is doing. My property value have gone down considerably, part because of the whole economy, which will rebound; however, the back part is not reboundable. I see them at every corner walking, and biking aimlessly and talking loud enough to them a block away. For every liberal die hard out there as I thought I was, i hope a black family moves next door. There will be 4 to 5 kids with 4 to 5 different baby daddy and still going. Have fun.

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Posted by Sickofthem on October 4, 2007 at 7:08 PM

Well - No wonder my friend was threatened off his street with a shot gun 20 years ago here in Lakewood - poor naive me didn't think that sort of thing still happened in teh 80's - and I guess I must still be naive because I didn't realize we traveled back so far in time to such racist intolerance. Now that I got that off my back - Kauffman park should remain greenspace. We have enough empty retail/office space in the city. Have you seen all the for rent signs in the INA building? -Along Madison in the little shops too. Our city leaders should focus on filling up the retail spaces we have rather than selling a wonderful opportunity to have more green space. One idea is a nice walking park - check out Brooklyn's park and what American Greetings is doing with the old Memphis theater - turning it into a walking park. OR what a great place to relocate the dog park - OH I forgot, no tolerance, we'd have citizens suing the city because of the noise.

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