Number 8 on the Globe's list of things Sox fans should know about our fair city: their goof ball slugger was once our goofball slugger.
While the Red Sox prepare for their crushing defeat at the hands of our beloved Tribe this weekend, Sox City’s news authority, The Boston Globe, offers a handy “8 Things You Need to Know About Cleveland” cheat sheet.
Kudos to the papers' editors for not being dicks about things, like some coastal assholes we know
Make sure you stick around to the end: There’s a poll. We voted for the gnats. -- Michael Gallucci