Friday, October 19, 2007

You too can set up random visits from Mormon missionaries online!

Posted by Joe Tone on Fri, Oct 19, 2007 at 2:52 PM

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C-Notes made a potentially groundbreaking discovery today: At Mormon.com, a new feature allows you to enter your address, phone number, and e-mail address, and missionaries will drop in at your home at random times and bombard you with calls and e-mails persuading you to believe that God lives on a star near planet Kolob, which lights the sun; God had sex with Mary, to conceive Jesus; The Garden of Eden was in Missouri; Jesus won’t come back in any year in which a rainbow appears; and much, much, more! Note: entering a friend’s information is entirely unethical, and not at all humorous. Happy converting! -- Gus Garcia-Roberts

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helloim trying to get help from some one to help to get copies from the church in reguards to mine and my wife battisem paper and my priesthood and elders papers we been asking for all most 7 years now and it seems that because it hard for us to get to church because im now perilised from the wast down and on oxegen and in a wheel chair permanently now and welost our home and asked for help from the church we would of even sined the house to the church to them if theyed help us but they would not even help us with food idid alot afew years ago with thechurch we even worked the food pantry formounth and the iwentout with abother joe spariseno and him andi did home teaching for years till he moved to saltlake city because his job move him there and then no one wanted to help me do the home teaching no one had time like us to go do it so please help us please my phone number is 1 727 954 7196 and we love the church very much also if there any way that you can get my wife abook of mormans in tapes or cd please she stiil canot read they were going to get a bible and the book of morman for her so please can you help us in gods name also werebatise in 1990 and it was the semino ward and we miss it very much

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