Saw IV: Exactly like a Tim McGraw song, except in the ways that it's different, which is more or less every way, more or less.
Tomorrow night, movie theaters across the country will show the first three Saw
movies, leading up to a midnight screening of the new Saw IV
Like Tim McGraw’s weepy country hit “Live Like You Were Dying,”
the Saw trilogy is all about appreciating life. Of course, McGraw didn’t make his point by puncturing eyeballs and hacking off various limbs (though we did feel the urge to stab our ears with something really sharp after hearing it on the radio so many damn times).
We haven’t seen Saw IV
, but if it’s anything like its predecessors, we’ll be heading straight home to take a shower. The grimy, nauseating movies make us feel so dirty. Showtimes start at 6 p.m. at Cinemark at Valley View
and Regal Cobblestone Square 20 in Elyria
. -- Michael Gallucci