Friday, December 21, 2007

R. Kelly Concert Cheat Sheet

Posted by Pete Kotz on Fri, Dec 21, 2007 at 1:28 PM

Who: R. Kelly When: Sunday, December 23 Where: Cleveland State University’s Wolstein Center Why: Kelly is an alleged pedophile (that whole case is still in limbo), uses sexual metaphors like a seventh-grader (he wants to stick his key in your ignition), and doesn’t play well with others (he aborted the co-headlining Best of Both Worlds Tour with Jay-Z a few years ago, and Ne-Yo abruptly left Kelly’s current tour). But he sure knows how to craft slinky R&B songs. Latest Album: Double Up Best Album: T.P3 Reloaded Didja Know? “Trapped in the Closet,” Kelly’s bizarre music and video saga about cheating wives, bisexual husbands, and horny midgets is now 22 chapters long? -- Michael Gallucci

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I'm assuming this is a real promo for R. Kelly's DVD because he, himself, is in it. But it looks like some of the shit they wrote for LeBron to do when he hosted "Saturday Night Live". Much of it was self-parody and he was a really good sport about it.

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Posted by UberFan of LargeBoned BlackDudes on December 21, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Last weeks performances (A Little Loose)was great. The club always seems to bring in groups that end up on the national scene such as: Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails).

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Posted by Joe on December 25, 2007 at 9:02 PM
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