OK, so they're a little overdressed for Baghdad ...
Today's excuse to put off work for just a few more minutes comes courtesy of the humor web site McSweeneys
and Wendy Molyneux, a board-certified weirdo who occasionally writes for the site. Molyneux, who recently published a book
, penned one of my favorite McSweeneys pieces a while back
, a guide to talking to your kids about drugs and other delicate topics. ("CHILD: What are drugs, and should I do them? MOM: Do you have any? CHILD: No. MOM: Then let Mommy watch CSI Miami.")
This time around, Molyneux imagines what would happen if Lauren and the rest of The Hills girls sojourned to Iraq
. It's short, silly, and will put off that spreadsheet for at least 45 more seconds. -- Joe P. Tone