Let’s say that you really want to step on Bill Martin’s face, maybe because he makes bags and bags of cash, or his perfectly coifed hair annoys you, or you’re just a big Ted Henry guy. Let’s additionally say that you are a huuuuuge fan of wooly bears. You love the little critters, and can never find enough wooly-related accessories for the summer months. Also, you love shoes. And you really love Cleveland sports. And you happen to have $5,000 sitting in your PayPal account.
There’s literally only one pair of shoes for you. ...
Designed and produced by WJW Fox 8 and local radio host Tony Rizzo, the Air Rizzy 800 is a one of a kind shoe that combines all the aforementioned elements into, well, a monstrosity. The shoes are up for auction on Ebay
, with all the proceeds going to charity. At the moment, the top bid is $4,350, approximately $4,349 more than it should be, and the auction doesn’t end until February 26th!
Here’s Bill Martin’s face on the sole
, the wooly bear on the side
, and an array of Cleveland sports-inspired designs
I’m not opening my checkbook until they put Melissa Mack on the shoe’s tongue. -- Vince Grzegorek