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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

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LeBron James Leave-o-Meter: It was just dinner with Hova. Or was it?

Posted by Joe Tone on Wed, Mar 19, 2008 at 11:42 AM

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The Latest Sign of Impending Doom: Cavs lost to New Jersey 104-99 at the Izod Center in East Rutherford. LeBron had dinner with Jay-Z the night before in New York, and then played patty-cake with Jigga Man after the game. How it Went Down in Cleveland’s Mind: It was just dinner, right? Wrong! Clearly they used their steak knives to tattoo each other’s initials in their forearms and signed a binding lifetime contract with the resulting blood. Then LeBron scored exactly 42 points as an unspoken tribute to the number of times Jay-Z has retired from hip-hop. We’re so hosed. Freak-out Level: 4 Boozers, 1 Manny, 1 Modell boozerrating2.JPG

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you guys are so GD negative. funny post - but i don't wanna think about the doomsday factor of lebron leaving. by the way, let us put some faith in ferry and gilbert!

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Posted by alexa on 03/19/2008 at 4:00 PM

Your countdown is too big in the days column.

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Posted by Daniel on 03/20/2008 at 1:30 PM

Amazingly, as of now, it's right in Firefox and wrong in IE. Gotta love the Internets.

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Posted by Joe P. Tone on 03/20/2008 at 1:36 PM

4000 some odd days? Wrong! Its gonna be like a thousand days or less, just you wait fuckers!

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Posted by Max on 03/20/2008 at 4:58 PM

he's leaving you morons. better get something for him now, before your cash cow leaves.

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Posted by Rico on 03/21/2008 at 1:56 AM

Yes, trading the best player in the NBA now, when there is no real sign of him leaving, would certainly be the prudent thing to do. Well played, Rico.

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Posted by Slobodan Chutzpah on 03/21/2008 at 8:14 AM
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