Monday, April 7, 2008

Get somebody to remember this for you: A Million Marijuana March in Cleveland

Posted by Pete Kotz on Mon, Apr 7, 2008 at 5:35 AM

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Fight the power, march for pot.
If you’re suffering from glaucoma and have for years been patiently waiting for the legalization of marijuana to ease your pain – or if you just really like getting baked and watching Escape to Chimp Eden in HD – mark your calendars: May 3 is your day… Laura Kosa, the totally chill host of Pot-TV.net’s Laura 420 show, has somehow secured the proper permits to hold a Million Marijuana March downtown that Saturday. In protest of Ohio’s pot laws, which are way harsh, stoners of all colors and creeds will gather in Public Square and then march to the Justice Center, where they’ll get stoned, order a bunch of Stuffed Crust Pizzas, and discuss the thematic underpinnings of Harold & Kumar Escape from Quantanamo Bay. “If you get arrested, you get arrested,” says Kosa, whose lawyers happily bail her out because she always gets the best shit. But, she cautions, don’t expect her rotate her green your way. “It’s BYOB,” she says. “Bring Your Own Bud.” Editor’s note: If you’ve already started furiously drafting a letter about how medicinal marijuana is a serious issue and shouldn’t be trivialized by a two-bit rag that’s so worthless it gives itself away, please consider Kosa’s rationale for alerting Scene before other news outlets: “Everybody who parties reads the Scene.” —Mr. Joseph Tone, Esquire

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I was married to Laura for almost 10 years, and she is marching for the party, and the thrill of running the march. She is great, but when you dont allow your best friend to go that means you are using this as a man buffet. Peace out Bitches. I hope you all choke on your weed!!!

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Posted by Sam Thomas on April 15, 2008 at 1:32 PM

OH, OH... SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE GOT DUMPED!!!! (Puff Puff)

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Posted by Wormtongue on April 29, 2008 at 3:24 PM

I don't which one of you asses posted that crap about me. I have supported my wife from the start. Sounds like someone wants me out of her life. Post the real, not the fake. I support Laura, and the Laura 420 show. So now what. Love you Matsfren!!!

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Posted by The Real Sam Thomas on May 7, 2008 at 10:30 AM

We know already that respectful researchers have found promising new evidences of the medicinal benefits of cannabinoids, the active ingredient in marijuana. Let stand up for our rights of choosing the best medicine for our health. May 3 is the special day, the birth of our freedom! God bless all, soul brothers.

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