R. Kelly, thinking about some other places where he'd like to have sex.
You know how much we love R. Kelly
. He's gotten freaky in the kitchen, at the zoo, in the dentist's office -- even on planets we never heard of! Now everybody's favorite R&B singer/ metaphor-maker/pedophile is taking his quest for booty to one of the few places he hasn't sung about yet: the salon. Give a listen to "Hair Braider" below. Makes you wanna get a little off the top, doesn't it? --Michael Gallucci