R. Kelly, thinking about some other places where he'd like to have sex.
You know how much we love R. Kelly. He's gotten freaky in the kitchen, at the zoo, in the dentist's office -- even on planets we never heard of! Now everybody's favorite R&B singer/ metaphor-maker/pedophile is taking his quest for booty to one of the few places he hasn't sung about yet: the salon. Give a listen to "Hair Braider" below. Makes you wanna get a little off the top, doesn't it? --Michael Gallucci