Friday, May 23, 2008

The O'Brien Factor, starring Barack Obama as president/closet terrorist

Posted by Joe Tone on Fri, May 23, 2008 at 3:07 PM

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We read Kevin O'Brien so you don't have to ... Column: President Obama at the Negotiating Table, May 21, 2008 Topic: After Dubya Bush’s vague inferences about Obama appeasing terrorists, Kevin goes on a riff of Hendrixian proportions that has President Obama chatting with America’s enemies. Kevin's Sanity Level Today: 1.7 percent What Your Head Would Feel Like if You Read it Yourself: You have the worst hangover of your life. And Swedish death metal is playing on loop through headphones stapled to your ears. Now lay your woozy head down on some pavement as your Republican brother-in-law slowly backs over it with the rear wheel of his burnt-orange Hummer. Charting Kevin's Logic: ... 1. Kevin is the one-remaining newspaper columnist this side of the Chattanooga Baptist Bulletin who still openly admires George W. Bush. So when the Commander made a recent speech denouncing “appeasers”—likely the same Lincoln-esue address that also denounced “haters”—Kevin marked in his diary that Bush moved past Alan Keyes and into a tie with General E. Lee in his rankings of America’s Bestest Ever Thinkers. 2. Kevin was even happier to hear that Barack Obama took Bush’s remarks as a swipe at his promised diplomacy with Iran. The “very junior senator from the state of naivete” is too defensive, Kevin writes, as victory fireworks and a Browns Stadium full of conservatives chanting his name fill the fiery recesses of his mind. After all, Bush didn’t say Obama’s name once. Unless it was a trap laid for Obama, with all his love for talking things out, that Bush wryly laid like the Looney Tunes Roadrunner himself. In which case, Kevin’s long-stated assertions that Dubya is Steven Hawking with motor skills are one again proved correct. 3. Kevin’s tired. Can he get to the part where Obama has become president, and now he’s forced, by his own naïve talk-it-out mentality, to conference call with Kim Jong Il, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Bashar Assad, Osama bin Laden, Raul Castro, and Jimmy Carter, enemies of America all? Oh boy, this is going to be good. Kevin just took a few Percodans, his wife brought him an iced tea with a lemon wedge, and his creative juices are flowing. He’s thinking when it’s printed maybe he’ll send a copy to the White House, see if he can’t get Ol’ Dubs cracking up. 4. We’re not going to subject you to the mental waterboarding that would be hearing a summary of Kevin’s cerebrum-melting script. All you need to know is Kevin compares Michelle Obama to Ahmadinejad, has Jimmy Carter calling for the death of America, and a cowed Barack forced to go along with it all. Obama’s “perfectly modulated, hypnotically beguiling voice” (read: black guy not talking in ‘70s street jive) is the only trick that got him into the White House, after all — and his magical charms don’t work on these snakes. -- Gus Garcia-Roberts

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Well, as we all know, election season is once again upon us. Our choices are, as always, a great source of controversy and strife among the American people. This is understandable as not every candidate fits our ideals of the perfect President. However, I've noticed some very disturbing trends among voters and, most glaringly, the Democrats. Frankly, it's appalling. I can't get through a blog nor a chat room without seeing Democrats at each other's throats, each bashing the views and private lives of one another's pick as the Dem candidate. You know what, people?? Knock it off. I'm not particularly wild about either Hillary nor Obama either, to be honest.. but all have a common goal here. That goal is to do everything we can to keep the GOP out of the White House. Haven't the GOP done enough damage already? For the past 7 years, we've been subjected to two recessions, the invasion of a soveriegn country with no violent designs on us, over 935 lies from this administration ABOUT IRAQ ALONE, and the blatant trampling of our civil rights such as our privacy with the warrantless surveillance and with free speech with arrests of peacful protestors and even people whose only "crime" was merely wearing an anti-war or anti-Bush T-shirt. John McCain has stated that he plans on continuining our occupation of Iraq. He has also stated that he not only wants us to stay in Iraq for 100 years, but is already planning on attacking Iran, as he so playfully reiterated in his rousing rendition of the Beach Boys song "Barbara Ann" titled "Bomb Bomb Iran." Obama and Hillary's ideas are really not so different from one another. They have similiar ideas on health care, Iraq, national security in general, etc. There are subtle nuances that make their plans slightly different but when it comes down to it, one is really just as good as the other. It's bothersome that people are saying things like "Hillary is a warmonger"... or "Obama is a Muslim sympathizer." These same lines that Rightwingers were using against the two of them just a few short months ago and the Dems were scolding them for, the Dems are now using. I, personally, never chose a particular party with which to label myself. I consider myself an Independent even though I never formally even declared myself as such... and this is why. Both sides seem to go off the deep end when elections come up and I am so disappointed that Dems have allowed themselved to stoop to the level of "The Righties." I don't like any party spreading lies and innuendo about any candidate, whether he or she be Republican or Democrat. It's juvenile and ignorant. I don't approve of McCain's policies but I'm not going to perpetuate the rumor that he committed treason while in the service. I have no proof that he did. On the same token, I won't perpetuate the rumor that Barack Obama is a Muslim terrorist sympathizer. We have more than ample evidence that he is not. Let's think about that particular rumor for a moment. George W. Bush has been more in the pocket of Muslim terrorist sympathizers than anyone else. Despite the fact that the Saudis not only have an appalling track record on human rights but they're also funding terrorists and helping to fund the insurgency which is killing our soldiers... Bush calls them "friend." Not only that but he's also given them weapons which are in turn being used against our troops in Iraq. Same with Pakistan who has openly harbored Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden for a couple of decades. Then there's Uzbekistan, a nation with a record of committing unspeakable atrocities against its citizens...again, Bush calls them "friend." So to say anything about Obama is not only stupid but incredibly hypocritical if you're Bush supporter. If you're a Dem, it's insincere and ridiculous. We need to pull together in these elections this year and vote for whomever the Dem nominee turns out to be, even if we have to hold out collective noses to do it. I know I will. If a GOP president gets in again, I would hate to look back and know that my missing vote helped to get him in. So come on... remember that common goal we have to do something good for this country and keep the GOP out. VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE!!! _________________ Don't blame this mess on me... I'm an Independent!

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Posted by GINA on May 23, 2008 at 7:00 PM

Couldn't agree more.

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