Good afternoon, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you check for bombs in your toilet.
— A quartet of hilarious hoodlums planted a homemade bomb in a port-o-potty out in Huron. Go ahead and insert your own joke about poop and bombs here. (AP)
— This report says Crystal Bowersox finished second on American Idol last night. Who the hell is Crystal Bowersox? (Cleveland.com)
— PD reporter talks about why he lets dandelions grow by the thousands untouched in his yard. Not only does he sound like a nice guy, he makes a good case, both of which ruin Scene's plans for a cover story next month called: Lazy PD Reporter Won't Mow Lawn. (Cleveland.com)
— Someone shot a fire bomb at cops. Sucks, but I suppose it's better than a soy bomb. (WOIO)
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