Did you know it was National Unmarried & Single Americans Week? Neither did we. Did know it was created by the Buckeye Singles Council in the 80s? Did you know there was such a thing as the Buckeye Singles Council? Neither did we.
The celebration of all Americans who remain single and/or unmarried, be it by choice or because you really and truly are undateable, runs from September 19-25. So get out there and do what single people do.
In the meantime, watch this "Lowered Expectations" clip from Mad TV.
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